Hi there :] My name is Isabella Marie Jones, otherwise known as Ellie. ♥ I'm 16 & I'm dangerous. I like getting things pierced without telling my mother. ;] I am in love with an amazing boy named Chandler. ♥ If you want to know more, read on my friends.

Friday, July 22, 2011

<- This is me leaving the airport this morning. At 5am. I already miss New York. But Im back in California. Its hot. Very very hot out.

You know what I've always wondered? Okay, to let you know, I have to explain. See, the more times you have sex, the bigger your vagina gets, so why do guys want to have sex with the whores? Like really!

Here are some FUN FACTS about sex:

1. If a guy eats a pineapple, his sperm tastes like pineapple.
2. With that in mind, if a guy eats artechoke, it tastes like artechoke.
3. If you have anal sex and then sneeze, you shit out blood.
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